Alan Joyce (Barker) has been put on a strict diet by his wife Marion (Prunella Scales) and is told that he has to last the entire day without any food. When she leaves he naturally heads straight off to the kitchen, but is appalled to find she’s taken every last scrap of food away. And heading out to the shops is going to be a problem, because she’s removed all his pairs of trousers too …..
Written by Barker, under the penname of Jack Goetz, it’s not a surprise that One Man’s Meat gives him the (ahem) plum role. Despite the heavyweight supporting cast – Scales, Sam Kelly, Glynn Edwards, Barbara New and Joan Sims – Barker is by himself for a large part of the episode’s duration.
Scales tops and tails the episode. It’s nothing to do with the story, but Marion mentions that they’ve recently seen a blue movie at Bill and Nora’s house – this shines a light into the ways that the respectable middle-classes entertained themselves during the 1970’s. Did they then indulge in a spot of wife swapping? That would have made an interesting story, but possibly a post watershed one.
There’s more touchstones to the 1970’s as Alan mentions that he plans to fight the flab with Terry Wogan. He’s too late to catch him though, so has to put up with Jimmy Young instead. And since JY is delivering his latest recipe it’s all too much (he dunks the radio in the sink).
Although Alan attempts to order a takeaway from a Chinese restaurant (cue slanty-eyed acting from Barker, another moment which helps to date the story) he appears to be unsuccessful. Presumably there were no other takeaways in the area? This is something of a story weakness.
His desire for food then causes him to pretend he’s been burgled. Two policemen (Edwards & Kelly) turn up, with Alan eyeing their trousers enviously. It’s nice to see Sam Kelly and Glynn Edwards, even if they’ve not got a great deal to do. I wonder if this small role led to Kelly being cast as Bunny Warren in Porridge?
The inimitable Joan Sims fairs a little better as the Joyce’s housekeeper, Mrs Dawkins. Barker gives her some good lines which allows Sims to deadpan with her usual skill, ensuring that her scenes with Barker are the undoubted highlight of the whole thirty minutes. Alas, she don’t appear for very long as Alan decides to steal Mrs Dawkins’ clothes, dress up as a woman and head out to the shops. When in doubt, drag up, I guess.
One Man’s Meat has a sparkling cast and is a lovely time capsule of the seventies, but, like Alan’s stomach for most of the day, is a rather empty affair. However if the story doesn’t appeal then you always entertain yourself by counting how many times microphone shadows appear (director Harold Snoad must have been having an off day).